Ants
"I am an ant wrangler. And ants are, as we all know, tireless workers. So if you get a project that they can do, they'll do it. And there's no questions asked. No unions."
"I had ants in my kitchen, and they are little, small what
they call I think sugar ants, but they are coming in I think for
water. I made a small head of cheese and turkey. I put a
ball of cheese and turkey together and then cased it with
clay, and mounted it on a small coathanger. I made an
opening in the mouth, I exposed some turkey in the eye
and in the ears. Now the ants found the coathanger, began climbing
in for four days and nights non-stop and emptied the entire head of
turkey and cheese."
see photo in the "Images" section
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